in court

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

sorachiin:

remember that time when we-


posted 04 / 15 / 14 from philslesters // © // with 22,164 notes
tagged as: #me
Title: Smaug (3D Audio)


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cosmic-nerd-angel:

Okay, so I have this obsession fascination with binaural audio (3D sound). I was very bored, so I tried to convert an existing audio file to emulate 3D sound. I think the end result sounds pretty cool. Headphones are required!

Edit: Here’s a download link for anyone interested!

bennylvr:

when your brother won’t let your people go

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mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

aka the most metal popsicle 


posted 04 / 15 / 14 from fearedgar2014 // © // with 918 notes
tagged as: #plea se

altarandhour:

"I want an anime with strong female characters"

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"i want an anime about the power of teamwork"

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"i want an anime with masculine characters who aren’t afraid to express emotional pain"

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"i want an anime with intense fight scenes"

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"i want an anime with great animation"

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"i want an anime with well-written, believable villains"

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"i want an anime with—"

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"i want an anime—"

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posted 04 / 15 / 14 from amazimgphil // © // with 2,243 notes

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

posted 04 / 15 / 14 from danception // © // with 13,592 notes
tagged as: #ok #stylish bitch

my favorite line in all of cinematic history 


posted 04 / 15 / 14 from seravilohxela // © // with 568 notes
tagged as: #iconic #bo

boobydesu:

 

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


posted 04 / 15 / 14 from twiiley // © // with 170,778 notes
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